I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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