Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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