NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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