What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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