I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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