I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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