There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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