I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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