Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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