glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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