Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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