Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
