Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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