return my video game
one two three fourrrrnication!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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