Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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