u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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