At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My dick has a subreddit
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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