i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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