sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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