just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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