I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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