you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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