why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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