No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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