I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Vodka?
Forever.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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