I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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