I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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