I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
