there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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