if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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