The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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