booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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