i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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