yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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