Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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