never play flip cup with pint glasses
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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