If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize