It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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