She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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