she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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