i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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