I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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