I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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