went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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