Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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