i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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