Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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