No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
