why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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