she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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