Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
