So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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